Who cares about the best record in baseball, anyway? Not the bottom-feeders here at Man Mulligan, that’s for sure. In fact, to mark the end of another regular season of MLB play, we’re spotlighting the year’s worst of the worst, and in 2026—as it was in 2025 (and may be in 2027)—that’s the lowly Colorado Rockies, who “earned” their fourth consecutive 100-loss season earlier this week. With another stinker of a season, the franchise of mile-highs and purple-mountain-majesties will reach a major-league-record level of futility—a miles-wide, purpled-canyon-travesty—and we’ll pour one out for its suffering fanbase. Seven stubby brown bottles out of 10.